The Do's and Don'ts of New Years Eve

DON'T wear shiny shirts for flash photos - makes your boobs look like spotlights

DO wear a tiara, as it will draw unnecessary attention away from your boob shirt.

DO create a spread of fabulous desserts in which to indulge.

DON'T put a piece of each item on your plate at once - lest others make comments about you.

DON'T choose White Elephant gifts that you managed to get rid of last year.

DO wear it to avoid others stealing such a beautiful item like a white sweatshirt with iron-on Christmas cats.

DON'T stand next to someone who is six sizes smaller than you and cute.

DO enjoy fun labeled wines with friends.

DO make sure to toast the new year with a glass of champagne.

DON'T use horns that instead of sounding festive, sound more like a cat dying in pain.

DON'T, under any circumstances, take self-pictures. Angle is never good.
DO kiss your hubby at midnight...and don't forget!

Happy New Years Everyone!!