Bird and Bird Nest For Sale

For Sale: One cute bird, squawks a bit, might even bite if provoked, partial to spitting but sings so sweetly you can't not love it. Also, likes to sleep in "birds nest" - will give to buyer at no additional cost. Must continue to recreate nest each night to bird's liking and spray bird's bathroom and closet for "bad guys".

(note to buyer: current owners have decided to forgo bird's afternoon naps as a result of recent behavioral problems at school due to tiredness. Would like to adjust bird's body to only napping long nights. Warning that bird is adjusting slowly and not much fun to be around right now - keep in mind as normal personality is much better.)

Priced to Sell. If interested today, might even give away for free.

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