
You Might Be A Redneck If...
...it's so cold outside that your back door starts splitting down the middle and you use duck tape to "seal it off."
We think that's okay though, 'cause it matches our packing-taped storm windows.
Mom raising three kids in 2009 and trying to pretend (to myself) that it's 1979.
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I don't know about this duct tape thing qualifying y'all as rednecks. Now it's my understanding that rednecks are easily noticeable to their neighbors, etc. by the exteriors of their homes/properties. Now we would qualify as rednecks due to our entertainment center on the front porch, chest freezer on blocks under the carport, and multiple vehicles (some of which do not function) located all around the yard. Welcome to life on the ranch...where nobody lives close enough to care what you've got laying around your house.
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